Ok so this is how it works. You say I wish.....

Then the next poster says something that could go wrong with that wish.

Ex. I wish that I had a million dollars

Next poster- Granted, but it was made a mexican counterfitter and you got arrested while he was fine.

Ok something along those lines.

I'll start off.

I wish I had no homework.

Haha, nice Wreked

Granted, but your teachers will find out where you live O_o

I wish Brawl would come out on December 3rd as planned

Granted, but in order to make it on december 3rd, Sakurai pushes the workers so hard that one of them lashes out and sets fire to Nintendo's offices and burns down all past brawl records.


I wish my dog had superpowers.

Granted, but said dog will accidentally burn your house down by wagging it's tail too much XD

I wish my grades would fix themselves -_-

granted, now your grades no longer have a animal reproductive organ XD

I wish I had a soda right now...

XD wth?

Granted, but it's a radioactive soda (not the kind that gives you superpowers either XD)

I wish my girlfriend would hurry up and get home =P

she gets home but she is a zombie and eats your brain o_O

I wish I had a girlfriend...that doesn't have a sickness,ugliness, or zombie sickness...

Granted but it's a shemale ;D

(oh and that doesn't really work for mine cuz she doesn't live with me, I just meant got back to her house so she'd call me back =P good try though =D)

I wish I had Sonic Gems Collection...

granted, The disk had 120384 scratches on it...

I wish I could dance...good...

Granted, but some jealous gangster shot you in the leg for winning the prize money at a dance competition so now you CAN'T dance and had to spend all the prize money on your hospital bills XD
(well you did say you wish you COULD dance...you COULD, but now you CAN'T =P)

I wish it would rain...

granted, your town had a flood

I wish I was out on summer vacation again instead of school

Granted, but you caught some deadly disease and spread it to your friends when you got back

I wish more people would post here

granted, its so crowded that no one knows you are here

I wish I had a dog named taco

granted, but it got confused as to what kind of food it was related to (hot dog/taco) and ate itself to find out O_o

I don't like my corruption, but it's all I could think of =[

I wish my corruption would be less corrupted =P

It got less corrupted but then you got gas XD...that made no connection...

I wish I had a black 360 that doesn't get the red ring of death