wish granted but you got the blue ring of death instead.

I wish i had pikmin slaves with me

Granted, but they got possessed by that mushroom-spore-thingy from Pikmin one and are now trying to kill you =P

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn today...

granted, the lawn mows you instead

I wish I had a better level in halo

wish granted, but a higher level person beats you in battle, draining all your levels back to 1

I wish I could find a cure for the pikmin spore disease

You do, but it turns out the cure is your brain.

I wish that I wished for something good.

wish granted but you got overwhelmed by the goodness of it that you exploded.

I wish i had two brains, one for the cure, one for myself.

The pikmin eat your second brain anyway.

I wish for poison that I can use to kill myself.

Granted But it might just get you seviourly injured
I wish i had 1 million bucks

You do....but you spend it all on candy and get diabetes.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

granted, now you are allergic to dogs

I wish I had a puppet

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish LOL.

granted, but you laugh so hard and get laryngitis

i wish luigi would give up olimar for the tourneys

I do, but then someone else takes Olimar before you do.

I wish for nothing.

wish granted but your body gets sucked into the void and we lose you forever. (i then get olimar woo)

I wish for apple pie

You do, but it's poisonous so you die.